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About me:


I write things on the internet because that's what people who weren't cool in high school do for a living. My dream is to one day write funny things for Vanity Fair. In the meantime, I write for The San Francisco Chronicle and SFGate, various local magazines, assist with social media for local and national companies, and watch reruns of Murphy Brown. I live with my husband and an orange cat in San Francisco. 

"Do your thing and don't care if they like it." 

-Tina Fey