I write things on the internet because that's what people who weren't cool in high school do for a living. My dream is to one day turn Slow News Day into the hottest, funniest site on the internet. And write funny things for Vanity Fair. In the meantime, I write for The San Francisco Chronicle and SFGate, various local magazines, assist with social media for local and national companies, and watch reruns of Murphy Brown.
"Do your thing and don't care if they like it."
bethspotswood (at) gmail