I write things on the internet because that's what people who weren't cool in high school do for a living. My dream is to one day turn Slow News Day into the hottest, funniest site on the internet. And write funny things for Vanity Fair. In the meantime, I write for The San Francisco Chronicle and SFGate, various local magazines, assist with social media for local and national companies, and watch reruns of Murphy Brown. 

About me:

My favorite quote:

"Do your thing and don't care if they like it." 

-Tina Fey

Email:

bethspotswood (at) gmail